Kid-Tested (And Kid-Approved) Jokes

Kid-Tested (And Kid-Approved) Jokes. I’m not going to lie, I looked these up with my second-grader as self-defense. There’s only so many “jokes” that don’t go anywhere that I can take, and now that my Zoe’s seven, she is the Queen of Truly Terrible Puns- she can barely get the joke out before dissolving into hysterical laughter.  If your little people are still open to the fun of the dorky joke, try these on for size…

Kid-Tested (And Kid-Approved) Jokes:

Why do bees have sticky hair?
  -Because they use honeycombs.
Why was the man running around his bed?
  -He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
  -To get to the other slide.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
  – A pork chop!
What does a robot frog say?
  -Rib-bot. (Channeling R2D2)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
  -Because 7 8 9!
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
  -A penguin rolling down a hill!
Why do cows wear bells?
  -Because their horns don’t work!
What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?
  -Weeeee!!
How did the barber win the race?
  -He knew a short cut.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
  –Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
  –Interrupting c..
MOO!!!
Knock, knock. 
  -Who’s there?
Boo.
  –Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Knock, knock.
  –Who’s there?
Nobody.
  –Nobody who?
(Stay silent)
Knock, knock.
  –Who’s there?
Little old lady.
  –Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
  –Who’s there?
Cows say.
  –Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
Knock, knock.
  -Who’s there?
Owls say.
  –Owls say who?
Yep.
Knock, knock.
  –Who’s there?
Tank.
  –Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Even More Kid-Tested (And Kid-Approved) Jokes

What is brown and sticky? –A stick!
Why did half a chicken cross the road? – To get to his other side
How do you make a tissue dance? – Put a little boogie in it.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there? Smell mop. – Smell mop who?
Where do library books like to sleep? – Under their covers!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? – Because it’s two-tired!
Knock, knock. – Who’s there? Yourself. – Yourself who? Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.
What did zero say to eight? – Nice belt!
Where do sheep get their wool cut? – At the BAAAbars!
What’s mom and dad’s favorite ride at a fair? – A married-go-round!
Where do cows go on Friday night? – To the MOOOvie theater.
Where did the king keep his armies? – In his sleevies!
And my Zoe’s favorite…
Knock, knock. –Who’s there? Banana. –Banana who? Knock, knock. –Who’s there? Banana –Banana who? Knock, knock. – Who’s there? Orange. –Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
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  1. […] Most people would interpret this as an elaborate gag or practical joke. I simply learned a pile of really lame knock-knock jokes. They still crack everyone up, maybe simply because they are so stupid. (Editor’s note: there’s a big ol’ bunch of them right here.) […]

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