Annoying Youths Ruining Your Neighborhood? Here’s Our White Trash Solution. Have annoying youths that are making noise, carrying on at all hours, leaving your neighborhood with smashed beer bottles? You need us! Your scary intervention where we set up shop in front of our godawful trailer and creep out the kids enough to leave for good. Watch the answer to all your problems!
Also today- if you’re looking for a good summer service project, may we suggest bagstobeds.org? These amazing folks teach you how to crochet sleeping bags and mats for the homeless from those irritating grocery bags that clutter up the landfill and fly all over your yard.
BTW: if you’re very fond of animals, may we suggest the Utah Humane Society (or the one in your hometown) for fostering puppies, kittens and more? It’s a temporary care period for an animal recovering enough to be put out on the floor for adoption. More info here.